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This Guy’s Cooking Videos Are Like Funny, Little Action Movies

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Ever wondered what it would be like if Deadpool made a grilled cheese?

The video sharing app, TikTok, has everyone from juniors to geriatrics uploading hilarious content like whacky dance moves, viral challenges and so much more…seriously, it’s an absent-minded-scroller’s dream. Well one user, Joshua Weissman, has taken to the app to share his unique brand of cooking tutorials and let’s just say his humor is as sharp as his knife skills.

You know how Ina Garten has made a career out of using calm tones and hosting quiet dinner parties? Weissman’s videos are absolutely nothing like that. Instead, the TikTok chef has a way of editing his videos to make them feel like 60-second action movies, complete with a wise cracking hero. Our hero, Weissman in this case, speeds through the videos while quickly instructing fans how to make some pretty delicious foods. The humor explodes when his food falls to the back burner…pun totally intended…as Weissman drops kitchen props, shouts expletives or seizes an opportunity to zoom in on his glutes. Bet Ina never thought to do that…

A chill grilled cheese.

@flakeysalt

Ham and chee is a way of life. #WerkItFromHome #bringitback #quickrecipes #cooking #food #foodlover #foryou #foryoupage #fyp #recipe

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It’s a pork chopper…

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That’s why they call me Juicy J #MoodBoost #PlayByPlay #earthhour #fyp #foryoupage #foodlover #cooking #food #skills #tiktokfood #foryou #recipe

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Oh snow, cone.

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Yes I washed the fork. Snow cones. #reallifeathome #thrifted #PlayByPlay #food #moodboost #cooking #recipe #foodlover #foryou #foryoupage #fyp

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Sure, the videos are a bit goofy but his cooking talents are actually impressive! Weissman’s videos contrast what we normally think of cooking tutorials but that makes them much more memorable.

For even more fun food time with Joshua Weissman check out his YouTube channel here.

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The Newest (Strangest) Viral Food Hack Involves ‘Milking’ Cucumbers

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We couldn’t figure out a less innuendoed term for this?

There are too many obvious puns with this one so let’s just dive right in shall we? There is a new food hack sweeping the internet and it involves “milking” cucumbers.  It sounds odd and looks worse but it’s supposed to make your cucumbers taste less bitter. Didn’t realize that was such a problem we were facing but hey, I love a good hack regardless of how insignificant it may seem.

TikTok user @basicallyperkfect shared the trick after learning it from her sister in law. Apparently, if you cut off the tip of a cucumber and rub it together with the remaining cucumber, a milky, white residue will build up and draw out all of the bitterness from the gourd. The TikTok user said the substance drawn out was “like cheese” which ironically drew out all the nausea from my stomach. According to BuzzFeed, this process helps to release cucurbitacin, a biochemical plants use as a defense against herbivores, and results in a fresher, sweeter tasting cucumber. Ok, that’s cool and all but did we really have to call it “milking?”

At the very least you can freak out your friends buy asking if they want to watch you milk a cucumber. Take a look at the entire process below and happy milking!

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Adam Ruins Everything Exposes The “Expiration Dates” Myth!

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Admittedly, I am notorious for questioning and pushing an expiration date to its limit. I think the expiration dates on some things is pure propaganda in a lot of cases.
Thanks to this clip from Adam Ruins Everything, I now have proof that I’m not crazy.

We are wasting CRAZY AMOUNTS OF FOOD based on dates that are often mere suggestions or arbitrary timeframes. I’m keeping this video in my favorites for the next time I’m defending my desperate consumption of some crackers I’ve been hoarding for a while.

 

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